i am a radio DJ and have a show called my forgotten mixed tapes where i play rare and obscure tunes for an hour. i play anything from soul to psychedelic, blues to rock, country to funk etc. its a pretty cool hour of tunes (if i can toot my own horn).

i have to make IDs up every now and then for it (IDS being those little things that play in between songs ie- "you are listening to .... blah blah blah).

i made up one last week that i really like:

"you are listening to my forgotten mixed tapes, the only show with a wider variety of mix (micks) than a rolling stone's cover band convention".

cheesy, but i like it.
any other stones one liners out there?