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Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Nelson ()
Date: August 3, 2007 06:09

I find it ,shit i cant tell joke in english,damn--but do you know I CAN ROCKY told me so but the only funny i can come up with now is .30min ago a sneak over to mother an hang a couple o sportsocks and 2 nutritionsdrinks on her door with a note who a cant remember ,but it was somting nice,and something if she wanted a smoke of pot to breakfast. thats funny,she sleeps but a can see hher window,time for coffe soon.ha ha

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Nelson ()
Date: August 3, 2007 06:21

burrito sings-sin city-got to lay down-nodding

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: stonesfrk ()
Date: August 3, 2007 07:03

WOW Nelson,come on now you have burritos in sweden? never new this,i guess you learn something everyday?

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Beelyboy ()
Date: August 3, 2007 08:38

Nelson Wrote:
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>
> if she wanted a smoke
> of pot to breakfast. thats funny,she sleeps but a
> can see hher window,time for coffe soon.ha ha

lol, a little greensky with mom first thing in the morning...makes for a good day...
haaa, and what does she eat for breakfast while she's toking up??




rock on momma
winking smiley

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Nelson ()
Date: August 3, 2007 09:20

I talked to her for 2 minutes ago she will go for a walk ,liled the socks ,got to go boys but I cant find mi Ipod,And Ive got to tkake shit and the cab will arriv in 10min so ROCKA göteborg

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Mr Jimmy ()
Date: August 3, 2007 10:11

WTF...?

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What's your favourite flavour?...........Cherry Red!!

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Beelyboy ()
Date: August 3, 2007 10:34

Nelson is bi=lingual and doing great with his english, mr. jimmy; he's a grand guy from Sweden and a little sensitive about his english, so much so he wanted to just give up here...so, please be kind...i can understand him...it's myself i'm confused about.
smiling smiley

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Mr Jimmy ()
Date: August 3, 2007 13:33

Beelyboy Wrote:
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> Nelson is bi=lingual and doing great with his
> english, mr. jimmy; he's a grand guy from Sweden
> and a little sensitive about his english, so much
> so he wanted to just give up here...so, please be
> kind...i can understand him...it's myself i'm
> confused about.
> smiling smiley

I wasn't talking about his english. He is doing very well, I'm just struggling to find the 'joke'??!!

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What's your favourite flavour?...........Cherry Red!!

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: August 3, 2007 18:09

......anytime someone nails sport socks and nutrition drinks on the door of a relative I laugh uncontrollably.....thanks for the laugh, Nelson....

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: August 3, 2007 22:54

"Heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or a nearby grocery store.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 10th, 11th, 15th, twice on the 16th,
17th, 20th, & 24th. Also August 1st, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful

Luke

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: August 3, 2007 23:41

I guess they're going to Home Depot to get some "studs"!

Sorry about your wallet(s) Lukester!



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"No Anchovies, Please"

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: August 4, 2007 01:07

Whooo nelson you should hang those gifts
on her kitchen door like da midnight rambler.....chicken blood and all...



ROCKMAN

Re: Time for a joke-ok
Posted by: heinz_str ()
Date: August 4, 2007 02:27

that´ sounds really good, rocky man.

like your comments



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