Did you hear the news since Antartica is the only cotinent the Stones have never played on they are trying to line up dates there for this year. The only problem seems to be Coel can't seem to find enough Penguins to pay a hundered plus dollars per ticket.

Very funny!

Rickster Wrote:
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> Antartica is the only
> continent the Stones have never played

Having seen the photos from Soldier Field last October, I'm not so sure about that!

One concert may be held. Apparently for the official tour dvd. I heard ugly and old penguins don't have a chance to enter in the first 20 rows. Good looking and young penguins are preferred by band, management and promotor. A shame in a way, but as a loyal fan I accept this as it is a special dvd concert!

Would be an ugly...violent audience with everyone on Ice....



ROCKMAN

Think they'll play "She's so Cold" ?

They could use the cast from happy feet!

reg thorpe Wrote:
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> Think they'll play "She's so Cold" ?


No. But they will play Winter.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Typical. A song many of us have clamoured to hear for years and when they finally play it, its in front of a couple of dozen photogenic and specially invited feckin' penguins who probably dont even know the words and who would rather be waddling about in the snow eating squid.

Bastards. If theres one thing I hate worse than blow-in corporate fans its handpicked penguin models.



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Gazza Wrote:
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> Typical. A song many of us have clamoured to hear
> for years and when they finally play it, its in
> front of a couple of dozen photogenic and
> specially invited feckin' penguins who probably
> dont even know the words and who would rather be
> waddling about in the snow eating squid.
>
> Bastards. If theres one thing I hate worse than
> blow-in corporate fans its handpicked penguin
> models.



That's allright Gazza. I'm sure if you ask real nice,the penguins will send you the boot from the show.

It has also been reported that they will play She was hot so they will think it is warmer on stage then it really is. Since it will be so cold.

Oh and by the way the 2007 tour will start in Antartica before they head to Europe for summer shows.

Do you know that the penguins will have to walk 70 miles to see the show. And then next 70 miles to have sex?

Oh, by the way: the opening act has been announced: The Penguins.

Sure the opening act isn't the Chilly Peppers!

Could be Snow patrol!

No danger of an appearance by the Arctic Monkeys as penguins only live in the Southern Hemisphere.

Rickster Wrote:
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The
> only problem seems to be Coel can't seem to find
> enough Penguins to pay a hundered plus dollars per
> ticket.

Funny post... :-)

BV will be there of course...

franzk Wrote:
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> Do you know that the penguins will have to walk 70
> miles to see the show. And then next 70 miles to
> have sex?
>
>

According to scientific research, there's actually a high likelihood that the penguins could in fact be gay.

See here : [en.wikipedia.org]

I suggest the Scissor Sisters as an opening act, or some other equally appropriate performer.

My constant hope is an intimate gig in the Sea of Tranquillity.

Set list would integrate Child of the moon, 2000 LYFH, @#$%&, Flight 505, etc.

They could also resurrect Billy Preston to play "Outta Space" again....

Cosmic!

Did EVERYBODY check their Brain at the door? All they have to do is play in the middle of Summer when it will be nice and warm....COME ON PEOPLE !!! THINK !!!

reg thorpe wrote:

Think they'll play "She's so Cold" ?




"She was born in an Arctic zone"!

The opening acts:

LL Cool J
Cool Moe Dee
Vanilla Ice
Ice Cube
Ice T
Hank Snow
Joe South

Erik_Snow, I guess you'll be going.


Keith: The place is soooo cool. I don't know why we haven't been before.
Ronnie: Yeah, yeah, the beer stays cold.
Mick: Cool it, Ronnie.
Charlie: ?!?

IMPORTANT:
They have to be extremely careful when they de-plane... Upon landing in Antarctica, the aircraft must sit unopened on the tarmac for a few hours before it is opened, to avoid deepening the cracks and wrinkles on the Stones.

It has also been reported that they will be staying in the very best igloos in town. I bet Mick finds out a few months later that he got an esquimo pregenant.

HelterSkelter Wrote:
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> Did EVERYBODY check their Brain at the door? All
> they have to do is play in the middle of Summer
> when it will be nice and warm....COME ON PEOPLE
> !!! THINK !!!


but the ice will melt and the entire audience, band and crew will drown!

Still, it cant be any less dangerous than Altamont or colder than that Chicago 06 show.

No doubt Rollingstones.com will be offering dogsled packages and a tongue-logo'd babushka.

Didn't they do Antarctica of the Flowers tour?


bailey



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