okay, okay.....



Gazza,
why are divorces so expensive?

Gazza -

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Lukester Wrote:
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> okay, okay.....
>
>
>
> Gazza,
> why are divorces so expensive?


because they are worth it!!!!

Gazza, my penis has taken to wearing a cowboy hat and insisting that everyone refer to him as "D.B. Cooper". It's ridiculous yet charming, but I am also afraid that it may be causing too much friction in my love life.

Should I take matters into my own hands and simply force the hat off? Or would it be premature of me, in that I might be risking my share of the loot?

cirrhosis Wrote:
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It's ridiculous yet charming


LOL Post of the Day!!! Still laughing!

Oh my god Mr. Rhosis....I am still laughing loudly....D.B. Cooper indeed.....like anyone could possibly confuse a hat donning, talking penis for a fugitive...it's a crazy notion

I'm enjoying myself so much that I'm going to treat myself to a second Coke. Oh I know I shouldn't! But don't try to talk me out of it, my mind is made up.

Besides I will need the extra caffeine to make up for the last 3 days of work before my boss gets back tomorrow and fires my ass.

....just confuse your boss with lots of accounting terms.....explain that you've been working on amortizing loan acquisition costs.....how can she fire you if you are knee deep in something that important?

Lukester Wrote:
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....just confuse your boss with lots of accounting terms.....explain that you've been working on amortizing loan acquisition costs.....how can she fire you if you are knee deep in something that important?


I always like to use "insubstance defeasance", it's especially effective when I say it with a lisp.

Gazza do you think I'm hot stuff...?





ROCKMAN

yes....I'd wager to say people with lisps are probably never fired...it would be a cruel gesture.....(or accrual, get it?)

Is that Vivian Westwood????

Gazza,

If Jack helped you off the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?

Lukester Wrote:
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> yes....I'd wager to say people with lisps are
> probably never fired...it would be a cruel
> gesture.....(or accrual, get it?)



Ahhhh. Accounting humor! Gotta love it.

you're all a shower of bastards....I'm almost cryin' with laughter at this..

Gazza Wrote:
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> you're all a shower of bastards....I'm almost
> cryin' with laughter at this..


Get to work then! We need answers!

LOL

Enquiring minds want to know. Ok, it's more like retarded minds want to know, but still.

No no Cindy I'm not Vivian Westwood...
I'm a fashion journo and I dont care much for dressing up...






ROCKMAN

Lukester Wrote:
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yes....I'd wager to say people with lisps are probably never fired...it would be a cruel gesture.....(or accrual, get it?)

Hehehe -

I could tell her I'm working on something GAAP related (Go Away, Anal Princess).

Oh...I'd like to fix her assets.

Gazza Wrote:
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> you're all a shower of bastards....I'm almost
> cryin' with laughter at this..

Shower of bastards ... God, I love UK slang. Never heard that one, that's tremendous. I shall incorporate it into my vocabulary immediately. You bloody @#$%& are nothing but a shower of bastards! Stuck between a shower of bastards and a hot tub of ass holes, story of my life.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2006-10-27 01:05 by ohnonotyouagain.

yeah...that imagery wasn't lost on me either, ohno.....I also like the expression, "It was a cluster f*uck." Have you ever heard that one?

BIG LOL

Lukester Wrote:
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> yeah...that imagery wasn't lost on me either,
> ohno.....I also like the expression, "It was a
> cluster f*uck." Have you ever heard that one?

I use that one all the time. I have a friend who calls everyone and everything whores as an expletive, which I think is pretty funny and have partially adopted. It's like "those whores don't know what they're talking about" or "who do those whores think they are?" or "I don't think we'll be seeing THOSE whores again."

It almost got me into trouble at work yesterday, I had to call up something on my computer for my boss and it wouldn't open, so without thinking (addressing the computer) I muttered under my breath "you whore." My boss was like "what???" I said "no, no, the computer, not you. You're a bitch, but you're certainly no whore!" Just kidding about that last sentence, but the rest is true. She was not entirely convinced and not at all amused.

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Uh-hey Rockman, you been boinking too many golddiggers, your rod is looking a little peccid.

DrBryant, can you take a look at Rockman's wankee, I think it needs professional help.

Lukester Wrote:
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> yeah...that imagery wasn't lost on me either,
> ohno.....I also like the expression, "It was a
> cluster f*uck." Have you ever heard that one?


I like "Holy Shit Balls".

Gazza,

Can you get Sunnybandy to post back over here? I need a good laugh!!!

yeah, I was wondering what that green thing was.....good god Rockman, let that thing get some air now and then.

gibb76 Wrote:
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> Gazza,
>
> Can you get Sunnybandy to post back over here? I
> need a good laugh!!!


Surely, you jest. This thread is about as good as it gets around here. If you can't find something you like here, may God save your soul!