Ha ha ha

atta boy, Lenny. That's a good one.

You too Elmo



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I think Keith and Otis would hit it off straight away.

Keith would also love jammin with the Darlins.

My guess is though that Andy and Keith would butt heads over the lady druggist Ms. Elly. Something just tells me that Keith would be drawn to the only druggist in town

Keith could also get Floyd to help out on those Hair Implants......

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> Keith could also get Floyd to help out on those
> Hair Implants......


yeah...Floyd could weave with Keith

SHA-ZAAAM!

Suppose The Stones happened onto Gilligan's Island? Like other visitors, they would somehow get off the island at the end of the episode and leave the castaways behind. But I bet some fun could happen in that 30 minutes.

Keith to Gilligan: "Hey little booger with a funny 'at, come over 'ere and 'old me arm while I stick it with a needle."

or Mick to Mr. Howell, "No when I say me millions are in offshore accounts, I don't mean off this shore."

"Hey, where are Ginger and Mary Ann? Oh no, off with that Wyman again!

"Hey, where are Ginger and Mary Ann? Oh no, off with that Wyman again!"

and ten minutes later Wyman returns and asks, "This Lovey woman, has she any daughters on the island"

KR: "Hey, Professor, got any cool chemicals over there?"

Professor: "Yeah, if you'll show me how to do that open-g thing."

KR: "Sure, by the way, where's the herb garden?"

Skipper to Ronnie, "I know this is a small island and all, but I think there's room enough for two 'Little Buddies,' if you know what I mean."

"Get away from me ye fat Yank. And how the 'ell did you get so fat on this island? Did ye eat the first little buddy."

Skipper to RW : "Define eat."

After Barney's funeral, Keith, Ronnie, Freddie Sessler (back from the dead), and Otis go on an extended hell-raising spree in town. They take turns riding Otis's cow and looking for the female convicts to party with.

Hey Elmo, god bless you for reviving this thought provoking, stimulating thread.

So what's going on here? I'm with you on Otis's cow, and the female convicts are hilarious. Those women, especially the leader, put a spell on Floyd. He was at his totally cluless best in that episode, but who's Freddie Sessler? A Rolling Stoner?

And I'm trying my best not to dwell on Barney. His recent passing is still a little too recent for me to address.

But what if this happy go lucky group of British rockers, seemingly marooned now in TVLand, happened into Hooterville (Green Acres)?

I'm not sure who's going to hit on Lisa Douglas first, but you can bet she'll be oblivious to the advances. And while Oliver Douglas's patience starts to wear thin, Mr Haney shows up with a freshly painted sign for "Geetars 4 Sale $200... $250 with all 6 strings."

But all momentum comes grinding to a halt when Mr. Kimball, the agricultural extension agent, drops in and proceeds to babble about the merits of growing pot outdoors verses indoor hydroponics

"Hello, Mr. Douglas, here's those government seedlings for your personal consumption, well not actually government, well not actually seedlings now that I think about it, and as for consumption, I've already started, uh...what were we talking about?"

Man !!! Lukester this is hard to understand for me, although I speak and write a little bit of Englisch, most words I have to look up.

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Lukester, you've unlocked the mystery of Hank Kimball's aloofness........i thank you for that.......................wait a minute.......what's this thread about?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2006-03-05 19:19 by Leonard Keringer.

I am sorry, NICOS.,

My advice is to ignore this thread.

This is a silly, mindless topic about American TV shows.

I apologize for the time you spent translating.

No I didn't translate, I did undertstand a bit of it and asume it was local fun.

Nico

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Lukester, Freddie Sessler was Keith's friend and coke suppler during the 70's. Many legends and rumors (some possibly true) surround Freddie. One being that he had a license to import pharmacuetical coke legally! Another was that he never charged the band for his goodies, just wanted to hang out with them. He was with Keith and Woody at the semi-bust in Fordyce , Arkansas in 1975. Heard the trunk of the car was full of Freddie's powder, but the cops busted Keith for a switchblade.

Anyone know the real scoop on Freddie? I know he died 3 or 4 years ago.

Thought this related to Mick/Keith sitcom plan/rumors.

ahhhh, the Mayberry thread, perhaps my very favorite, just won't die will it Elmo....

...well it is Friday.

Still, you would have to go to Mount Pilot to see em...............

This thread lives in "Infamy".

The latest - Keith and Otis find Rafe Hollister's moonshine still and ride Otis's cow to Raleigh looking for college girls. Then they head to Columbia (SC) looking for herb.

Since Mick is Barney's evil twin, he could sing:

"Andy! Annnnnnndy,
where did my bullets disappear?"

Floyd insist he isn't Pink and denies knowing Waters or Gilmore. Refuses to let the barber shop become known as a head shop. Tells Goober that Ellie sells papers at the drugstore.

Floyd clearly has been hanging with Syd Barrett somewhere in the early 60's. My favorite Floyd episode is when he and Barney stumble into the women prison escapees hideaway.

Rockin' chicks. That episode was better than Jailhouse Rock!

Thinking (another first) of changing the post heading to Luke and Scotty's Favorite Thread.

It's baaaacccckkkk!

The latest - Goober grows dreadlocks and starts wearing a Bob Marley shirt. Opie introduces everybody to his newest friends, Fonzie and Mork.

Keith goes out on the town with Barney for a night with the "fun girls"

Keith and Barney - adds new meaning to 'Nip it in the bud'!

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> Keith and Barney - adds new meaning to 'Nip it in
> the bud'!

LOL!

Is this a new record for resurrecting an old thread?