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(a bunch of snippets: )

Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no curly action.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no girl reaction.
- GUESS WHAT SONG?
- Truth is that I heard these lines myself for many many years...
- But I was 3 y o or so when hearing it the first time... Well, some more-

Misheard Lyrics:
Benji
Original Lyrics:
Angie

Misheard Lyrics:
Engine
Original Lyrics:
Angie

Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't Jay.
Original Lyrics:
Angie

Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't Jed, I ain't Jed.
Original Lyrics:
Angie, Angie

Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gay :-O
Original Lyrics:
Angie

Misheard Lyrics:
I never smelled no pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.

Misheard Lyrics:
I'd never pee if your feet were burnin'.

Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.

Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your Easter Bunny
All the sickness I can suck a duck :-O
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
All your sickness, I can suck it up

Misheard Lyrics:
Scot ball slabe due bowel a cotter pin
Original Lyrics:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields

Misheard Lyrics:
Yoko's slave, she got a pot of beans.
Original Lyrics:
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields.

Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dylan is just a shout away..

Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away.

Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey Kong woman
Original Lyrics:
Honky tonk woman

Misheard Lyrics:
I see a rickshaw and I want to paint it black.
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2005-09-12 06:18 by Baboon Bro.

Misheard Lyrics:
I love techno.
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no...

And only about She´s So Cold:

Misheard Lyrics:
A sweet sweet booty but so, so cold
Original Lyrics:
A sweet sweet beauty but stone stone cold

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on top of her.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on top of her.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so affable.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so aw, aw, aw.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so hufacle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.

Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so ohohoh.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot for her.

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2005-09-12 06:27 by Baboon Bro.

Misheard Lyrics:
I see your rectum and I want it painted black
Original Lyrics:
I see a red door and I want it painted black

Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know the primate's going aarp, aarp, aarp, aarp, aarp?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know the crime rate's going up, up, up, up, up?

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2005-09-12 06:31 by Baboon Bro.

A girl I know thought "it's just a shot away" was "it's just a shadow wave." Really.

Amusing.

The best alternative line I've heard, which I actually prefer to the original, is:

I'm going home on a south bound train with her salt in my mouth

100 Years Ago

Call me lizard balls ....my freind Louie thought Mick was singing

Call me lazy bones ......Original lyric

ROCKMAN

I do believe I have always thought it was "just a shot away". Oooops. I'm sure you weren't talkin bout this girl though. cw

Two thumbs WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UP to Baboon Bro for getting my morning off to a hilarious start! As I read your post, I couldn't stop laughing. I don't think that my eyes have ever watered that much in quite some time! lol Thanks again! Alright, here's mine:

Misheard Lyrics:
Let's send some slime together
Original Lyrics:
Let's spend some time together

I'm sure there's more...

You´re welcome. And sneak by the site, many more to enjoy...

I took " blah, blah, blah" for granted when it was love, love, love.
oops - wrong band

so its not" its just a shot away" oh dear.

Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da, Labo Song - Buah...

Heartbreaker, with your bowling ball . . .

drbryany, me too on Bowling Ball!

Heartbreaker, with your bowling ball . . .haha - thats a good one

I love it.

Slow Motion walter original Smoke on the water opps wrong band!!

Not a Stones original but I could have sworn in 'Poison Ivy' Jagger sang "scratching my behind" rather than "scratching like a hound".

In 'Before They Make Me Run' for years I thought Keith sang "Another good bust; another good frame". I still prefer this to the reality: "Another goodbye to another good friend"

misheard lyrics: I bet it keeps your pussy clean
original lyrics: I bet it keeps the doctor away