This from NME.com..

Be forewarned of gratuitous use of strong expletives..

It helps if you have a dry, British sense of humour and can handle every second word referring to an errrr.. certain high street fashion chain. Some of Liam Gallagher's quips are sheer class in a tasteless, dubious kinda way, like a rock star equivalent of Derek and Clive (supremo retro - Google their sketch transcripts if you are not remotely easily offended) show when both of them were roaring drunk!

Persevere through them all, there are some corkers later on!

Liam Gallagher's 70 Funniest Quotes

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LOL..some crackers there.... I await the predictable outrage...

My favourite one isnt there, though....a classic non-sequitur from a show in Japan in 2000 or so after Liam forgets the words to 'Stand By Me'...


Noel: If you'd turn up at the rehearsals you'd know the words. Perhaps if we had the speakers plugged into the nearest pub we'd be alright.

Liam: Has anyone got any biscuits?


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Great stuff. I love some of those outfits he's wearing, too.

All bleeeeeeeedin' funny but gotta love 32 --- 55 ----- 68

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The man is a talentless embittered twat .........

[ I want to shout, but I can't hardly speak ]

What was with those darn Gallagher Bros. anyway? They ought to get in a ring with Dave and Ray Davies and mud wrestle.

lousy band (oasis)

who cares what their goof singer thinks about anything

not me

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lousy band (oasis)

who cares what their goof singer thinks about anything

not me

I watched a documentary about Oasis here in the US years ago and they actually had subtitles on the screen when they were talking.

i read the quotes, gotta admit some were hysterical

but i was never an oasis fan; i never heard anything orignal there, i think there has been and is a ton of better and more interesting british bands

5th best band in history after Stones and The Who, Beatles and The Band.

LOL! He knows about the shepherd's pie, for sure

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Funny ? huh ?...........pugnacious, pretentious, once succinct re. Doherty's nasty habits........but funny ? As funny as a kangaroo with a verruca........(from Kanga's POV.)
Funny ? Move over Frank Skinner you're done.

A female friend of mine has him down as a "tedious boor."..............(not that he would care of course)....

I met a woman and she told me...."well baby...... well the blues ain't bad"...........



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The man is a talentless embittered twat .........

Far from talentless, but yeah. You got the rest right...


Come What May

On Keith Richards and George Harrison:

“They're jealous and senile and not getting enough @#$%& meat pies.”
(The Sun, October 1997)

He's like an angry version of that Manc monk Karl Pilkington (from "An idiot goes abroad". If you know what I mean...

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On Keith Richards and George Harrison:

“They're jealous and senile and not getting enough @#$%& meat pies.”
(The Sun, October 1997)

Well thank you so much Liam for that devastatingly insightful, relevant, and hysterically amusing observation ! Do something useful why dontcha .... just f f f f f f fade away, and take Beady Eye with ya. Leave it to your brother ...

[ I want to shout, but I can't hardly speak ]



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My favourite

On going out to gigs: “@#$%& that. What’s the point? The bands are all shit, aren’t they? Go out to socialise and have some student stand on your @#$%& shoes?”

So true!!!

waaay to British for me. Never heard of most of the people he mentioned.

I've never liked Oasis much, because of Liam. But when compiled together it's a pretty funny read nonetheless - purely for comedic value.
I like 10, 12, 21, 22, 35, and 44

I found this too, lol!





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The "Beatles were better than the Stones" quote is a knee-slapper.