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er..nice story, but....
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive.
I know...but Yahoo reported it as straight news. Go figure.
It's fun to pretend sometimes.
I didn't see the fake news bit. OK, I was duped. I am shamed.
I wanted to believe it because it's something I've always wanted to do.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-06-02 04:40 by 71Tele.
Well, you can always give it a shot. You can replace them with '73 Stones bootlegs...or Dirty Work.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-06-02 04:52 by tomk.
They probably got it from Fox News.
Ohh! That's so...clever.
This should be a sticky. It's brilliant.
You mean Faux News.
Talk about your favorite band.
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Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Chris Fountain
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Date: June 2, 2012 00:59
“I didn’t shoplift nothin’. I told the cops they could find all that country pop bullsh*t in the Rubbermaid garbage cans in home wares… where that crap belongs,” said Spears. “I was just trying to give the people around here some damn culture, so I brought my whole collection up here to give away for free. Of course, I’ve got it all ripped on my laptop. My alphabetizing skills might be lacking, but I ain’t stupid.”
“Can you believe they didn’t have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god***n store?” he continued. “Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did.”
Do any of us ever place merchandice back in the exact same spot?? I see no crime. Case Closed!!
“Can you believe they didn’t have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god***n store?” he continued. “Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did.”
Do any of us ever place merchandice back in the exact same spot?? I see no crime. Case Closed!!
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
rocker1
()
Date: June 2, 2012 01:33
Ha, yes, this is heroic! And what?!! No Jerry Reed???? I happen to agree with him that this store's shining minutes were actually the 15 that they did have the Claw in stock.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:04
That's so funny................
I met a woman and she told me...."well baby...... well the blues ain't bad"...........
I met a woman and she told me...."well baby...... well the blues ain't bad"...........
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Stoneage
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:18
Sure, but I think the guy needs some sort of social aid before he ends up in jail...
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Send It To me
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:27
That dude looks just like Bill Clinton.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Gazza
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:31
er..nice story, but....
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Stoneage
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:32
He does!
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
71Tele
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:44
Quote
Gazza
er..nice story, but....
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive.
I know...but Yahoo reported it as straight news. Go figure.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Stoneage
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:47
Journalistic rule number one: Never check your sources if they can ruin your story.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Edith Grove
()
Date: June 2, 2012 02:51
The perp's car was later found in the parking lot.....
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
LieB
()
Date: June 2, 2012 03:40
Yeah, seems to be fake:
You are here: Home / Just for Laughs / Fake News / Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart
But funny nontheless.
You are here: Home / Just for Laughs / Fake News / Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart
But funny nontheless.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
tomk
()
Date: June 2, 2012 04:12
It's a fake story. That web site made up a few of them regarding this "person."
Didn't it occur to you or anyone that no city or town was mentioned? Plus it's under something called "Fake News."
Didn't it occur to you or anyone that no city or town was mentioned? Plus it's under something called "Fake News."
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Edith Grove
()
Date: June 2, 2012 04:20
Quote
tomk
It's a fake story. That web site made up a few of them regarding this "person."
Didn't it occur to you or anyone that no city or town was mentioned? Plus it's under something called "Fake News."
It's fun to pretend sometimes.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
71Tele
()
Date: June 2, 2012 04:40
Quote
tomk
It's a fake story. That web site made up a few of them regarding this "person."
Didn't it occur to you or anyone that no city or town was mentioned? Plus it's under something called "Fake News."
I didn't see the fake news bit. OK, I was duped. I am shamed.
I wanted to believe it because it's something I've always wanted to do.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-06-02 04:40 by 71Tele.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
tomk
()
Date: June 2, 2012 04:48
Quote
71Tele
Quote
tomk
It's a fake story. That web site made up a few of them regarding this "person."
Didn't it occur to you or anyone that no city or town was mentioned? Plus it's under something called "Fake News."
I didn't see the fake news bit. OK, I was duped. I am shamed.
I wanted to believe it because it's something I've always wanted to do.
Well, you can always give it a shot. You can replace them with '73 Stones bootlegs...or Dirty Work.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-06-02 04:52 by tomk.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
71Tele
()
Date: June 2, 2012 05:14
Elvis Costello claimed he was going to slip alternate versions of his old songs into CD shelves and see if anyone noticed. Don't know if he meant he was going to do this personally, that's quite an image.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
uhbuhgullayew
()
Date: June 2, 2012 05:16
Quote
71Tele
Quote
Gazza
er..nice story, but....
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive.
I know...but Yahoo reported it as straight news. Go figure.
They probably got it from Fox News.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
tomk
()
Date: June 2, 2012 05:29
Quote
uhbuhgullayew
Quote
71Tele
Quote
Gazza
er..nice story, but....
Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive.
I know...but Yahoo reported it as straight news. Go figure.
They probably got it from Fox News.
Ohh! That's so...clever.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
memphiscats
()
Date: June 2, 2012 07:20
Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story...
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
Green Lady
()
Date: June 2, 2012 09:10
That Fake News archive is fun - probably a lot more fun if you know more about country music than I do - but this one seems appropriate:
Lengthy, Argumentative Comment Thread Brought to Satisfying Conclusion
A needlessly confrontational, obnoxiously pedantic discussion thread on a country music blog took a sudden turn at the 134th comment today, resolving quickly and amicably to the satisfaction of all parties involved.
“Obviously, it was just a fundamental disagreement,” said Owen J., who initiated the controversy by comparing a new song few have heard with an older one most normal people don’t remember. Another commenter, Gary, questioned the accuracy of that comparison, then the two spent several hours clarifying the exact nature of their disagreement, casually hurling personal insults and failing to change each other’s minds.
“Somewhere around the fourteenth facepalm and twentieth instance of the one guy picking apart the other’s grammar in an effort to seem superior, I started to doubt it would ever turn around,” said Keith D., one of many site visitors who watched with a mix of bewilderment and disgust as the exchange unfolded.
Then, as quickly as it had flared up, the quarrel dissipated, with both parties abruptly agreeing that the original point of contention had, after all, been rather moot, and what should it matter if two people on opposite sides of the country hold differing opinions on a matter of relatively little concern to either of them?
“Sure, I feel a little silly for getting sucked into it,” said Gary of the discussion he kept loaded in a hidden tab throughout the second half of his work day, firing off quips and insults whenever all coworkers and managers were out of viewing range of his computer screen. “But in the end, I believe it was a productive use of my time.”
“Because,” he concluded thoughtfully, “the final outcome was that I made a new friend today.”
Lengthy, Argumentative Comment Thread Brought to Satisfying Conclusion
A needlessly confrontational, obnoxiously pedantic discussion thread on a country music blog took a sudden turn at the 134th comment today, resolving quickly and amicably to the satisfaction of all parties involved.
“Obviously, it was just a fundamental disagreement,” said Owen J., who initiated the controversy by comparing a new song few have heard with an older one most normal people don’t remember. Another commenter, Gary, questioned the accuracy of that comparison, then the two spent several hours clarifying the exact nature of their disagreement, casually hurling personal insults and failing to change each other’s minds.
“Somewhere around the fourteenth facepalm and twentieth instance of the one guy picking apart the other’s grammar in an effort to seem superior, I started to doubt it would ever turn around,” said Keith D., one of many site visitors who watched with a mix of bewilderment and disgust as the exchange unfolded.
Then, as quickly as it had flared up, the quarrel dissipated, with both parties abruptly agreeing that the original point of contention had, after all, been rather moot, and what should it matter if two people on opposite sides of the country hold differing opinions on a matter of relatively little concern to either of them?
“Sure, I feel a little silly for getting sucked into it,” said Gary of the discussion he kept loaded in a hidden tab throughout the second half of his work day, firing off quips and insults whenever all coworkers and managers were out of viewing range of his computer screen. “But in the end, I believe it was a productive use of my time.”
“Because,” he concluded thoughtfully, “the final outcome was that I made a new friend today.”
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
71Tele
()
Date: June 2, 2012 10:06
Quote
Green Lady
That Fake News archive is fun - probably a lot more fun if you know more about country music than I do - but this one seems appropriate:
Lengthy, Argumentative Comment Thread Brought to Satisfying Conclusion
A needlessly confrontational, obnoxiously pedantic discussion thread on a country music blog took a sudden turn at the 134th comment today, resolving quickly and amicably to the satisfaction of all parties involved.
“Obviously, it was just a fundamental disagreement,” said Owen J., who initiated the controversy by comparing a new song few have heard with an older one most normal people don’t remember. Another commenter, Gary, questioned the accuracy of that comparison, then the two spent several hours clarifying the exact nature of their disagreement, casually hurling personal insults and failing to change each other’s minds.
“Somewhere around the fourteenth facepalm and twentieth instance of the one guy picking apart the other’s grammar in an effort to seem superior, I started to doubt it would ever turn around,” said Keith D., one of many site visitors who watched with a mix of bewilderment and disgust as the exchange unfolded.
Then, as quickly as it had flared up, the quarrel dissipated, with both parties abruptly agreeing that the original point of contention had, after all, been rather moot, and what should it matter if two people on opposite sides of the country hold differing opinions on a matter of relatively little concern to either of them?
“Sure, I feel a little silly for getting sucked into it,” said Gary of the discussion he kept loaded in a hidden tab throughout the second half of his work day, firing off quips and insults whenever all coworkers and managers were out of viewing range of his computer screen. “But in the end, I believe it was a productive use of my time.”
“Because,” he concluded thoughtfully, “the final outcome was that I made a new friend today.”
This should be a sticky. It's brilliant.
Re: OT: Man Arrested For Replacing CD's at WalMart
Posted by:
MILKYWAY
()
Date: June 2, 2012 16:03
Quote
uhbuhgullayew
They probably got it from Fox News.
You mean Faux News.
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