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That's nice, but Blondie plays the cowbell on HTW.
Good one!!...
call it the "Moves like Jagger dance school"... and no one can get it right.....
Oh, this is hysterical. I can just see Charlie leaning over Mick's shoulder and calling someone a "Bloody @#$%&!"
OK, but which cast member will play which stone?
LMAO!!! nice job!!!... even if they dont do it... I saw it..... but they should do it... loved you details... Keith pruning the lemon tree with the blade... lmao
More cowbell!!!
The colossal amount of time I have to waste is simply indicia of my noble status as a person of liesure.
You must be joking and don't call him Shirley.
Gold!!
They could have Mick on... and also have actors as Joni Mitchell and Bob Dylan... and the idiot judges could proceed to tell all three that due to their unusual voices and styles etc.... that they have no future in making music and would be better off pumping gas or flipping burgers.... which is probably what would have really happened if any of them had ever auditioned on this sham of a contest.
AI cloning is one of the worst thing to ever happen to music.... and this skit could skewer them... but I would bet 50 bucks that the "media powers that be" would never allow this skit/truth to be aired.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 19:52 by Max'sKansasCity.
Steven Tyler could tell Mick his lips were too big!
BTW, I must be the only person alive who didn't think the "more cowbell" thing was not very funny.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 20:35 by Elmo Lewis.
It is one of the SNL skits that took/takes years to grow onyou me... There are a lot of SNL things like that which I didnt get at the time... but later something happens.. and it clicks... SNL!!! ... then it is funny.
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SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
rogue
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:08
Mick and L'Wren go to Target with Kirsten Wiig at checkout.
SNL cast with Will Farrel in a studio rehearsing "Don't Fear the Reaper" with Mick in the booth when Christopher Walkin comes in and says, "I gotta have more cow bell, baby." Farrel can't get the beat. Walkin says, "No, No. I gotta have more cow bell." Walkin turns to Mick and says, "Mick, do you know anyone that can play this thing?"
Mick says, "Yeah, I know a guy." Walkin turns to the camera, "Ladies and Gentlemen the Rolling Stones!"
Charlie pounds out Honky Tonk Women.
Mick in the oval office with Obama getting voice lessons.
Mick at a hardware store buying trees from Fiji while "Waiting on a Friend."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-08 20:10 by rogue.
SNL cast with Will Farrel in a studio rehearsing "Don't Fear the Reaper" with Mick in the booth when Christopher Walkin comes in and says, "I gotta have more cow bell, baby." Farrel can't get the beat. Walkin says, "No, No. I gotta have more cow bell." Walkin turns to Mick and says, "Mick, do you know anyone that can play this thing?"
Mick says, "Yeah, I know a guy." Walkin turns to the camera, "Ladies and Gentlemen the Rolling Stones!"
Charlie pounds out Honky Tonk Women.
Mick in the oval office with Obama getting voice lessons.
Mick at a hardware store buying trees from Fiji while "Waiting on a Friend."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-08 20:10 by rogue.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:23
OK .. I will play 
and probably get in trouble for it... but how about a..
Skit where Mick stars as world famous porn star Dirk Diggler (of Boogie Nights fame)... but they call him Mirk Miggler (or maybe Mirk Jiggler) in the skit..... and.... all of his female co-stars would be complaining he is too big..... and all the males stars being jealous of his hugeness... and they could... well you can imagine how it would go from there.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-08 20:30 by Max'sKansasCity.
and probably get in trouble for it... but how about a..Skit where Mick stars as world famous porn star Dirk Diggler (of Boogie Nights fame)... but they call him Mirk Miggler (or maybe Mirk Jiggler) in the skit..... and.... all of his female co-stars would be complaining he is too big..... and all the males stars being jealous of his hugeness... and they could... well you can imagine how it would go from there.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-08 20:30 by Max'sKansasCity.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
BluzDude
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:50
Quote
rogue
Mick and L'Wren go to Target with Kirsten Wiig at checkout.
SNL cast with Will Farrel in a studio rehearsing "Don't Fear the Reaper" with Mick in the booth when Christopher Walkin comes in and says, "I gotta have more cow bell, baby." Farrel can't get the beat. Walkin says, "No, No. I gotta have more cow bell." Walkin turns to Mick and says, "Mick, do you know anyone that can play this thing?"
Mick says, "Yeah, I know a guy." Walkin turns to the camera, "Ladies and Gentlemen the Rolling Stones!"
Charlie pounds out Honky Tonk Women.
Mick in the oval office with Obama getting voice lessons.
Mick at a hardware store buying trees from Fiji while "Waiting on a Friend."
That's nice, but Blondie plays the cowbell on HTW.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
hot stuff
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:53
Could be funny showing Mick as a Dance teacher with his own school called "MICK JAGGER DANCE SCHOOL"
Mick Trying to Teach over weight older fans
how to Dance Like Jagger!!
With than song pumped in..haha..
Mick Trying to Teach over weight older fans
how to Dance Like Jagger!!
With than song pumped in..haha..
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:53
I would appreciate a good skit making fun of online message boards. They could have Mick playing himself and others as band members as they are reading the all the comments and....
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Send It To me
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:54
Do you think he will give the writers free reign or is there a contract rider about certain things that he doesn't want joked about?
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:55
Quote
hot stuff
Could be funny showing Mick as a Dance teacher with his own school called "MICK JAGGER DANCE SCHOOL"
Mick Trying to Teach over weight older fans
how to Dance Like Jagger!!
With than song pumped in..haha..
Good one!!...
call it the "Moves like Jagger dance school"... and no one can get it right.....
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
rogue
()
Date: May 8, 2012 20:55
Quote
Max'sKansasCity
I would appreciate a good skit making fun of online message boards. They could have Mick playing himself and others as band members as they are reading the all the comments and....
Oh, this is hysterical. I can just see Charlie leaning over Mick's shoulder and calling someone a "Bloody @#$%&!"
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 8, 2012 21:00
EXACTLY!!! it would be funny as heck... I am not a pro-writer, so I dont know the best way to do it... but they could make fun of us all. It would be awesome.Quote
rogueQuote
Max'sKansasCity
I would appreciate a good skit making fun of online message boards. They could have Mick playing himself and others as band members as they are reading the all the comments and....
Oh, this is hysterical. I can just see Charlie leaning over Mick's shoulder and calling someone a "Blo ody Wan ker!"
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
rogue
()
Date: May 8, 2012 22:12
SCENE:
ROLLING STONES OFFICE NYC.
The band are gathered around the computer trying to build the perfect setlist from message board requests.
Ronnie with guitar and Evian water.
Kieth tending a Lemon tree with a gardening spock and gloves but he's using a switch blade to prune the branches.
Mick with laptop is scrolling through threads.
Charlie respendent in Savile Row suit says, "What's on BV's board or whatever you call it."
Keith mumbles through his electronic cigarette, "It's Only Rock and Roll."
Mick, "Yeah, OK. good idea Charlie."
Charlie, "Hoo's at guy talkin' bout Miss You. It's just a good beat."
Mick, "Some guy here thinks we have'nt done anything good since 1978!"
Charlie, "Bloody Waannker!"
Ronnie,"What's on Shidoobee?"
Scene continues. Bill Hader dressed as a record exec comes in with sales receipts.
Charlie gets the last line with, "We'll play whatever we want."
Scene ends.
ROLLING STONES OFFICE NYC.
The band are gathered around the computer trying to build the perfect setlist from message board requests.
Ronnie with guitar and Evian water.
Kieth tending a Lemon tree with a gardening spock and gloves but he's using a switch blade to prune the branches.
Mick with laptop is scrolling through threads.
Charlie respendent in Savile Row suit says, "What's on BV's board or whatever you call it."
Keith mumbles through his electronic cigarette, "It's Only Rock and Roll."
Mick, "Yeah, OK. good idea Charlie."
Charlie, "Hoo's at guy talkin' bout Miss You. It's just a good beat."
Mick, "Some guy here thinks we have'nt done anything good since 1978!"
Charlie, "Bloody Waannker!"
Ronnie,"What's on Shidoobee?"
Scene continues. Bill Hader dressed as a record exec comes in with sales receipts.
Charlie gets the last line with, "We'll play whatever we want."
Scene ends.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
riverrat
()
Date: May 8, 2012 22:27
They should do Mick as a 95 year old man playing to a front row of 75-95 year old ladies/groupies going crazy over him, flashing him, etc...
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
BluzDude
()
Date: May 8, 2012 22:54
Quote
rogue
SCENE:
ROLLING STONES OFFICE NYC.
The band are gathered around the computer trying to build the perfect setlist from message board requests.
Ronnie with guitar and Evian water.
Kieth tending a Lemon tree with a gardening spock and gloves but he's using a switch blade to prune the branches.
Mick with laptop is scrolling through threads.
Charlie respendent in Savile Row suit says, "What's on BV's board or whatever you call it."
Keith mumbles through his electronic cigarette, "It's Only Rock and Roll."
Mick, "Yeah, OK. good idea Charlie."
Charlie, "Hoo's at guy talkin' bout Miss You. It's just a good beat."
Mick, "Some guy here thinks we have'nt done anything good since 1978!"
Charlie, "Bloody Waannker!"
Ronnie,"What's on Shidoobee?"
Scene continues. Bill Hader dressed as a record exec comes in with sales receipts.
Charlie gets the last line with, "We'll play whatever we want."
Scene ends.
OK, but which cast member will play which stone?
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 8, 2012 23:06
Quote
rogue
SCENE:
ROLLING STONES OFFICE NYC.
The band are gathered around the computer trying to build the perfect setlist from message board requests.
Ronnie with guitar and Evian water.
Kieth tending a Lemon tree with a gardening spock and gloves but he's using a switch blade to prune the branches.
Mick with laptop is scrolling through threads.
Charlie respendent in Savile Row suit says, "What's on BV's board or whatever you call it."
Keith mumbles through his electronic cigarette, "It's Only Rock and Roll."
Mick, "Yeah, OK. good idea Charlie."
Charlie, "Hoo's at guy talkin' bout Miss You. It's just a good beat."
Mick, "Some guy here thinks we have'nt done anything good since 1978!"
Charlie, "Bloody Waannker!"
Ronnie,"What's on Shidoobee?"
Scene continues. Bill Hader dressed as a record exec comes in with sales receipts.
Charlie gets the last line with, "We'll play whatever we want."
Scene ends.
LMAO!!! nice job!!!... even if they dont do it... I saw it..... but they should do it... loved you details... Keith pruning the lemon tree with the blade... lmao
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
chrism13
()
Date: May 8, 2012 23:08
Bring back Will F & his cowbell for HTW...only to have Mick say it won't work.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
71Tele
()
Date: May 8, 2012 23:27
Yeah, it would be great if you saw the Stones going through several false starts of HTW, getting more and more furstrated. Mick is saying "I don't know, it just needs something else". Then Will Ferrell steps into the scene with a cowbell.
Crap, it writes itself.
Crap, it writes itself.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Send It To me
()
Date: May 8, 2012 23:30
You could have fun with the many children he has by so many women.
The problem is that there are only about a half dozen things the general public has knowledge of that you make jokes about.
The problem is that there are only about a half dozen things the general public has knowledge of that you make jokes about.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
stonesrule
()
Date: May 8, 2012 23:35
How about a skit on SNL revolving around IORR "fans" who have so much time on their hands that they have nothing better to do than discuss Jagger's private life?
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 8, 2012 23:39
Quote
71Tele
Yeah, it would be great if you saw the Stones going through several false starts of HTW, getting more and more furstrated. Mick is saying "I don't know, it just needs something else". Then Will Ferrell steps into the scene with a cowbell.
Crap, it writes itself.
More cowbell!!!
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Send It To me
()
Date: May 8, 2012 23:48
Quote
stonesrule
How about a skit on SNL revolving around IORR "fans" who have so much time on their hands that they have nothing better to do than discuss Jagger's private life?
The colossal amount of time I have to waste is simply indicia of my noble status as a person of liesure.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Stoneage
()
Date: May 9, 2012 00:11
Haven't watched SNL for years (the last one I remember was that excellent Sarah Palin parody). But how usual is it that the "host" performs in his own program? Doesn't he, or she, just host and participate in some "skits"?
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 9, 2012 00:34
Having one person doing double duty is rare.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 00:44 by Max'sKansasCity.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 00:44 by Max'sKansasCity.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
open-g
()
Date: May 9, 2012 00:42
I take it, ya'll had a few.
cheers then
cheers then
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
tatters
()
Date: May 9, 2012 01:32
I'd like to see Mick as one of Kenan's guests on ....
[www.hulu.com]
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 01:37 by tatters.
[www.hulu.com]
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 01:37 by tatters.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Hairball
()
Date: May 9, 2012 04:58
A love scene with Mick and one of the female cast members...
And then Christopher Walken dressed up as a movie director says, "More todger Mick! We need MORE TODGER"!
Cut to a different scene showing the back of some old man's grey/balding head.
The man is sitting in a giant lazy boy watching SNL on his giant screen tv at home and laughing out loud.
Billows of smoke float around, and then a few cackels, grunts, and groans, followed by a LOUD laugh!
The old man in the chair turns around and it's Keith! He then says to the camera,
"More todger Mick! We need MORE TODGER"...while he laughs himself into a frenzy as he lights another joint.
_____________________________________________________________
Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 04:58 by Hairball.
And then Christopher Walken dressed up as a movie director says, "More todger Mick! We need MORE TODGER"!
Cut to a different scene showing the back of some old man's grey/balding head.
The man is sitting in a giant lazy boy watching SNL on his giant screen tv at home and laughing out loud.
Billows of smoke float around, and then a few cackels, grunts, and groans, followed by a LOUD laugh!
The old man in the chair turns around and it's Keith! He then says to the camera,
"More todger Mick! We need MORE TODGER"...while he laughs himself into a frenzy as he lights another joint.
_____________________________________________________________
Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 04:58 by Hairball.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
riverrat
()
Date: May 9, 2012 05:03
Surely they must have him dress in drag.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
rogue
()
Date: May 9, 2012 15:44
Quote
riverrat
Surely they must have him dress in drag.
You must be joking and don't call him Shirley.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Elmo Lewis
()
Date: May 9, 2012 18:44
Jagger as an American Idol contestant.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 9, 2012 19:34
Quote
Elmo Lewis
Jagger as an American Idol contestant.
Gold!!
They could have Mick on... and also have actors as Joni Mitchell and Bob Dylan... and the idiot judges could proceed to tell all three that due to their unusual voices and styles etc.... that they have no future in making music and would be better off pumping gas or flipping burgers.... which is probably what would have really happened if any of them had ever auditioned on this sham of a contest.
AI cloning is one of the worst thing to ever happen to music.... and this skit could skewer them... but I would bet 50 bucks that the "media powers that be" would never allow this skit/truth to be aired.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 19:52 by Max'sKansasCity.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Elmo Lewis
()
Date: May 9, 2012 20:33
Quote
Max'sKansasCityQuote
Elmo Lewis
Jagger as an American Idol contestant.
Gold!!
They could have Mick on... and also have actors as Joni Mitchell and Bob Dylan... and the idiot judges could proceed to tell all three that due to their unusual voices and styles etc.... that they have no future in making music and would be better off pumping gas or flipping burgers.... which is probably what would have really happened if any of them had ever auditioned on this sham of a contest.
AI cloning is one of the worst thing to ever happen to music.... and this skit could skewer them... but I would bet 50 bucks that the "media powers that be" would never allow this skit/truth to be aired.
Steven Tyler could tell Mick his lips were too big!
BTW, I must be the only person alive who didn't think the "more cowbell" thing was not very funny.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-05-09 20:35 by Elmo Lewis.
Re: SNL Skits for Mick
Posted by:
Max'sKansasCity
()
Date: May 9, 2012 20:46
Quote
Elmo LewisQuote
Max'sKansasCityQuote
Elmo Lewis
Jagger as an American Idol contestant.
Gold!!
They could have Mick on... and also have actors as Joni Mitchell and Bob Dylan... and the idiot judges could proceed to tell all three that due to their unusual voices and styles etc.... that they have no future in making music and would be better off pumping gas or flipping burgers.... which is probably what would have really happened if any of them had ever auditioned on this sham of a contest.
AI cloning is one of the worst thing to ever happen to music.... and this skit could skewer them... but I would bet 50 bucks that the "media powers that be" would never allow this skit/truth to be aired.
Steven Tyler could tell Mick his lips were too big!THAT WOULD BE TOO FUNNY!!
BTW, I must be the only person alive who didn't think the "more cowbell" thing was not very funny.
It is one of the SNL skits that took/takes years to grow on
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