How many are you single or married. Me I'm married for 25 + years, guess I must be doing something right!

U missed one category where on this board you'll most likely get the most takers: Divorced and relieved.

That is good one! So what are you in.

I am married but I was born single.

Bachelor until the age of 39. Married since 1999. Seeks bald female Irish vocalist (non-smoker) who enjoys picnics, long walks, and sodomy.



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Bachelor until the age of 39. Married since 1999. Seeks bald female Irish vocalist who enjoys picnics, long walks, and sodomy.

LL!!!



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Tatters, that's a contender for the best post in the history of this board. Well done!

oh yes, very delicate... that deserves a prize !

Still single (& child-free) at 48... which is just the way I like it.



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Married for 1 year and almost 3 months + a son that's 7 months old.

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Married for 1 year and almost 3 months + a son that's 7 months old.

that has some of us doing some math!

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Married for 1 year and almost 3 months + a son that's 7 months old.

that has some of us doing some math!

We found out about the pregnancy 4 days before the wedding. That was quite a gift.

JumpingKentFlash



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U missed one category where on this board you'll most likely get the most takers: Divorced and relieved.

I'm raising my hand right now on that one.
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...and now the next and even more important question: Which of you are womens and in what age are you?



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...and now the next and even more important question: Which of you are womens and in what age are you?

Are you asking this because I just posted a compliment for you on the Heidi thread ? :-))

I am a woman but does age count ?

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Come On
...and now the next and even more important question: Which of you are womens and in what age are you?

Are you asking this because I just posted a compliment for you on the Heidi thread ? :-))

I am a woman but does age count ?

... And even more important: Does size matter?

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Come On
...and now the next and even more important question: Which of you are womens and in what age are you?

Are you asking this because I just posted a compliment for you on the Heidi thread ? :-))

I am a woman but does age count ?

... And even more important: Does size matter?

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It’s not the size of the boat that makes Pirates worthwhile,

the quote isn't from J.Depp ....I took it from "Producer Jerry Bruckheimer, part of the large contingent at Cannes with Depp, seconded that emotion: “It’s not the size, but the heart.”

Hope it sounds witty .



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...and now the next and even more important question: Which of you are womens and in what age are you?

Are you asking this because I just posted a compliment for you on the Heidi thread ? :-))

I am a woman but does age count ?

... And even more important: Does size matter?

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It’s not the size of the boat that makes Pirates worthwhile,

the quote isn't from J.Depp ....I took it from "Producer Jerry Bruckheimer, part of the large contingent at Cannes with Depp, seconded that emotion: “It’s not the size, but the heart.”

Hope it sounds witty .

"It's not the size. It's the skill of the skipper and the motion in the ocean" - from Unhappily Ever After.

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Come On
...and now the next and even more important question: Which of you are womens and in what age are you?

Are you asking this because I just posted a compliment for you on the Heidi thread ? :-))

I am a woman but does age count ?

... And even more important: Does size matter?

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It’s not the size of the boat that makes Pirates worthwhile,

the quote isn't from J.Depp ....I took it from "Producer Jerry Bruckheimer, part of the large contingent at Cannes with Depp, seconded that emotion: “It’s not the size, but the heart.”

Hope it sounds witty .

"It's not the size. It's the skill of the skipper and the motion in the ocean" - from Unhappily Ever After.

Assuming the man is the boat, the woman would be the ocean ???

the motion of the ocean would be the best translation,pardon my French

"The man in the boat"

Take care of the "man in the boat" and everything will be great.

I am still married after 36 years of marriage because I have spent half of my life on tour following the Stones. It's a great way to avoid irritating your partner, because you are not around. But now the problems started since they did not tour so I have climed Kilimanjaro a few times to stay away from home the last couple of years.

Bjornulf

I'am considering Mount Everest.

Which of you are womens and in what age are you?

.........eeerrr not woman ...
Age? ...well some mornings when the bones creak I reckon it's thee Ice Age



ROCKMAN

I'd be happy if I was just king of the hill.

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Bachelor until the age of 39. Married since 1999. Seeks bald female Irish vocalist who enjoys picnics, long walks, and sodomy.

lmfao! Looks like you are in the right age group (+44), do you mind if she is a former Mega-star?

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Which of you are womens and in what age are you?

.........eeerrr not woman ...
Age? ...well some mornings when the bones creak I reckon it's thee Ice Age

Press the little red button on the end of the cord Rockman, the nurses should be there soon. peace.

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I'd be happy if I was just king of the hill.

I'd be happy if I could play "king of the hill" by Bruce Hornsby. That boys left hand has an independence problem thats pissin me off.

the nurses should be there soon. peace.

............. Yeah but the floor'll be cold ........got no sox



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I have spent half of my life on tour following the Stones. It's a great way to avoid irritating your partner

LOL, never heard that excuse for being a Stones fan

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