Great Keith Interview
Date: October 28, 2010 11:41
Not sure if this one has been on here.Pretty long but a terrific read...
The Times (London)
October 15, 2010 Friday
Edition 1;
National Edition
'I don't want to see my old friend Lucifer just yet';
To introduce the exclusive serialisation of his memoir, which begins in The Times tomorrow, Keith Richards talks to Caitlin Moran about the girls, the drugs and his rift with Jagger (and the truth about Mick's manhood)
BYLINE: Caitlin Moran
SECTION: T2;FEATURES; Pg. 4,5,6,7,8
LENGTH: 5024 words
I meet Keith Richards on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. It feels only right to inform him of this.
"International Talk Like a Pirate Day?" Richards says, with his wolfy grin, wholly amused. "Arrrghh! Arrrhhh! Oh, I can't do it without the eyepatch," he sighs, mock-petulantly. "I can't speak like a pirate without an eyepatch. Or being pissed - Hargh! Hargh!" But of course, he can: to be frank, everything Keith Richards says is in the cadence of Pirate. With his black eyes, bandanna and earring, even at 67, he has the air of a rakish gentleman forced to steal a frigate and abscond from polite society - due to some regrettable misunderstanding about a virgin daughter, a treasure map and a now-smouldering Admiralty building. You can see why he was the inspiration for Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Richards apparently taught Depp how to walk around a corner, drunk: "You keep your back to the wall at all times."
Today, Richards is a pirate in onshore mode. The mood is tavernish. Even though we are in the Royal Suite at Claridge's, which has a grand piano ("Shall I have a go? You can bootleg it - hargh! hargh! hargh!") and so many rooms that we never even go in half of them, Richards still brings an air of a man who has left his parrot, cutlass and Smee in the hallway - lest he need to make a quick getaway. On walking into the room he spots me and does a double-take.
"I had no idea I was going to talk to a lady," he says, ordering a vodka and orange. "I need a drink when I do that."
Spotting a packet of Marlboro on the table, he eschews them and brings out his own supplies.
"Those are the ones that say they'll kill you," he says, pointing at the pack on the table with its large "Smoking kills" label. "They are English, and they would kill you; they're bloody awful."
"Are they different to American ones?" I ask.
"Oh yes. You take them apart, if you're going to roll a hash joint, and there's bits of stalk and crap in there. It's unacceptable to a smoker."
He takes one of his own out of his pocket and lights it. The smell of the smoke mingles with his cologne.
"What have you got on?" I inquire.
"I've got a hard-on - I didn't know you could smell it," he says - and then starts laughing again, in a fug of smoke. "That's a rock'n'roll joke - one of Jerry Lee Lewis's," he explains, almost apologetically. "We're at the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame, and Jerry's got his rig on - frilly shirt and tuxedo - and he's coming down the steps, and this chick rushed out and was like: 'You smell great - what have you got on?' And Jerry says: 'I've got a hard on - I didn't know you could smell it.' Pure rock'n'roll."
Keith takes another drag on his fag, beaming.
"'Ere," he says, suddenly concerned, looking at the cigarette smoke. "I hope you're not... allergic."
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I didn't put the inappropriate smilies in btw,they just appeared when i copy and pasted the article.
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 2011-02-28 19:59 by bv.