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boston2006
Paul Cashmere ,

Looks like someones High School Yearbook photo from the '70's

I say we send Rockman over to his house and give him what for.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"



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He looks like a Muppet.

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mickijaggeroo
Here´s Mr credible: Paul Cashmere of Undercover.au:


Feel free to print and use the pic as a dart board....
paul@undercover.com.au

Printed mine on tissue paper.

Guess what I will do with it!

By the look of his expression, EG - I think you already HAVE.



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Can anybody please make a website specialy made for false roumors about Rolling Stones and other O.T.superstars?

All this nonsence there have been going on for +40 years must be a goldmine for shit diggers.

wow that was close!!!!! good to have ya back charlie boy

I think he looks like that Susan Boyle in a wig.

now give mick his wig back and get lost

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mickijaggeroo
Here´s Mr credible: Paul Cashmere of Undercover.au:


Feel free to print and use the pic as a dart board....
paul@undercover.com.au

What a @#$&f@€~$@#!!!!!!

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CindyC


I think he looks like that Susan Boyle in a wig.

LOL. Christ - I KNEW he looked familiar....!

"I dreamed a dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam of tiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmme gone byyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Just knew it couldn't be true. What a tool the rumor monger is

Scared the shit out of me, and just about everyone else, I think.
Guess Mr. Cashmere is not so populare at work - but he could always enter the "Susan Boyle lookalike contest". He's already proven he "sings false", though.

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I think he looks like that Susan Boyle in a wig.

LOL. Christ - I KNEW he looked familiar....!

"I dreamed a dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam of tiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmme gone byyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Gazza ... PLEASE. That's a bit tame is it not .... "I knew he looked familiar" ?? Really, I'm disappointed in you. Say it like it is for heavens sake, he looks a right c**t !!

I apologise to the female contingent on this board, but really - he does !!

Really appreciate mickijaggeroo's pic-postin' of this oz character,
but please, people, do not repost this sad counterfei,
so we have to view over & over!!

So the Polish quote from Charlie might not have been so far-out after all..

It's amazing how so many Stones bashers, you know all the ones who want the Stones to quit are crying because Charlie was supposively leaving the band. And they wouldn't be the Stones anymore without him. Well make up your mind. Do you want them to quit. If you don't don't cry about Charlie leaving. It make no sence. That's like saying you want a divorce but when your wife leaves you, you boo hoo all the time. You know who you are.

Glad I was away from IORR long enough for this rumor to have been put to rest by the time I came back.



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Say it like it is for heavens sake, he looks a right c**t !!

I apologise to the female contingent on this board, but really - he does !!

Apology accepted. But I have to disagree with you. I think he looks more like a left c**t than a right one. Perhaps its because we're on opposite sides of the Atlantic. In any case, left, right, center - he sure acted like one today - ruined a lot of people's mornings

latest from Undercover :

he Undercover reporter and his 'latest'

[undercover.com.au] The_Band

Stones Deny Charlie Is Leaving The Band

by Paul Cashmere - September 3 2009
photo by Ros O'Gorman

It looks like only time will tell until we really know if Charlie Watts has hung up his drumsticks in the Rolling Stones.

A source close to the band told Undercover that Charlie has decided not to return to the Rolling Stones and has no interest doing another tour or recording on the next album.

The source also named Charlie Drayton from Keith Richards` other band The Expensive Winos as being prepped for the vacated drum stool.

The loss of Charlie Watts would be a major blow to the Stones. His impeccable timing is the backbone of their sound.

Yesterday’s story has gone right to the centre of the Stones empire with an announcement from Stones spokesperson Fran Curtis calling it a ‘”fabricated story”. Not quite. The story did not come from an anonymous email or from someone unconnected to the band. It was a reliable source.

The next phase of the Rolling Stones is yet to be announced. There is nothing on the calendar so far for 2010. The next major benchmark for the band will be in 2013. January 2013 will mark the 50th anniversary of when Charlie joined the band.

Right now, we will take on board at face value the statement from Curtis saying “drummer Charlie Watts has not left The Rolling Stones” and look forward to hearing about what the Stones will do next.

Not every official announcement about an artist always turns out to be true. Not every reliable source always turns out to be right either.

Undercover does not make up stories. We write about what we hear.

Geeeeeeeeeez that Cashmere dude looks Doug Wade with a WIG ..........

ROCKMAN

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CindyC

I think he looks like that Susan Boyle in a wig.

LOL. Christ - I KNEW he looked familiar....!

"I dreamed a dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam of tiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmme gone byyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Gazza ... PLEASE. That's a bit tame is it not .... "I knew he looked familiar" ?? Really, I'm disappointed in you. Say it like it is for heavens sake, he looks a right c**t !!

I apologise to the female contingent on this board, but really - he does !!

HAHAHA!! Pauly ya beat me to it... He really really does!! I'd like to beat him to death with a pair of charlie's drumsticks...

What's your favourite flavour?...........Cherry Red!!

The time to start worrying will be if Blondie Chaplin ever decides to leave.

My mouth went dry and my heart almoat lost a beat when i first saw this, didn't realise how much it means to me that the Stones are still together. One day they will breakup and I just know I'll be so depressed, just like losing someone close to me.

Wait a minute leave Paul Cashmere alone. He is huge Stones fan and Undercover is pretty good. Everybody should just cool it.

Glad it was a false rumour. Now I will sleep tonight.
See you all on tour next year!!!

Per-Arne

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magenta
Wait a minute leave Paul Cashmere alone. He is huge Stones fan and Undercover is pretty good. Everybody should just cool it.

i agree

dont shoot the messenger

he digs teh band, and filed some great reports on the Licks and Bang tours

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Glad I was away from IORR long enough for this rumor to have been put to rest by the time I came back.

Yeah,it was almost as bad as the day the board turned green....almost.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Ugh! I'm disappointed it's not true. It would be a fitting end to them if the true gentleman of the lot stood up and finally put an end to the horrible spectacle this once fine band has become. Of course, the ever greedy and opportunistic Mick and Keith probably wouldn't think twice about replacing him with some hack in order to keep the money flowing. My day is ruined.

Just my personal feelings, which are just as valid as everyone else's. Don't have a canipshit just because I feel the opposite of you. Be happy for yourselves, not pissed at me.

Remember - don't always believe everything you read.

blah blah blah blah

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jheying
Remember - don't always believe everything you read.

You expect me to buy this?

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magenta
Wait a minute leave Paul Cashmere alone. He is huge Stones fan and Undercover is pretty good. Everybody should just cool it.

It is indeed normally a pretty good news source. I guess on this occasion his source wasnt as reliable as he thought - it happens. Wouldnt be the first time 'reliable sources' sometimes get things wrong. From his statements a few hours later, he doesnt seem all that convinced by the Stones' publicist's statement.